The Wednesday 10

I want Fall weather.

I want Huey Lewis & The News to play a secret show at The Soap Box, and everyone I’ve ever loved or known begins to randomly show up and drinks are on the house.

I want better skin.

I need the director’s cut of Grease 2.

I want to learn how to play the piano better and impress people.

I need a bobble-head Mamie for my office.

I want better social skills in uncomfortable situations.

I need a synopsis of my book by Friday.

I want hungry hungry hippos to actually exist and reign terror on this pathetic weak-ass two-horse town.

I want you…to want…me. Didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?